leprechaun
As many may know the Leprechaun is a real creature originating in Ireland. The leprechaun came from his mothers tummy in Ireland. When he was born his parents didn't know what he was they thought he was a chicken or maybe a warthog. Growing up he was always sad because he was made fun of for being short. So he made a plan if he gave everyone chocolate coins they would respect him more. Later that night he snuck into everyone's house and took their dogs and gave them chocolate coins. The next morning all the people of the valley asked "where is my dog" and the Leprechaun simply replied " I don't know lol" . From that day on no one ever made fun of him again because they were looking for there dogs. What they didn't know was the Leprechaun was starting an army of dogs. The army of dogs was finally assembled and he started on his attack against the humans. Right before he was about to leave he heard a voice behind him say "Привет мои друзья". The Leprechaun was bewildered. Never before had he seen a Russian speak Spanish. He completely forgot to put the dogs back inside and they all ran away. The Leprechaun didn't care though because he had a new "friend"....
The next morning The Leprechaun woke up really early to greet his Russian/Spanish "friend" . He became jealous of the Russian's power to speak Spanish so he locked him up in his sauna and put the heat to 140. The Russian started to sweat from the pressure. The Leprechaun knew he was hiding something if he was sweating. After the man had had enough the Leprechaun took him out of the sauna and threw him on his stationary bike to power the warm water so the Leprechaun could take a nice warm shower. The Russian asked "Зачем ты делаешь это амиго" the Leprechaun replied " I can't understand when you talk in your made up language. After all was said and done he was kicked off the bike and was forced to hide in the Leprechauns basement. He got really scared when the lights were shut off. Eventually the Leprechaun had had enough of his tomfoolery and decided to walk around the basement whispering "where are you I just want to bake you!-" The Russian yelled "fine i'm right here please don't bake me" . The Leprechaun looking surprised said "I wasn't going to bake you I just wanted to bake you some cookies". Lepre the Leprechaun finally said " I think we got off on the wrong foot let's be friends". The Russian agreed . Lepre decided to make a plan to help out his gold business. He started his plan to steal the money from the bank vault. He decided the Russian would start telling the person at the vault a story and have Lepre sneak into a baby crib and break into the vault.