Ziggy muffin catches a butterfly

It was a good day when the dog formerly know as buttercup was on a walk with her really mean owner. She saw a butterfly about 39 kindle fires away. She started off to go catch it when suddenly she was yanked really hard back. "YOU are not allowed to walk away from me!" Carly said. Ziggy muffin was becoming really depressed so she just wondered what was life all about. If only thought Ziggy muffin I could slip out of this collar and drop Carly down a man trap. Then the opportunity arose. There was a car driving down the road at exactly 3 miles over the speed limit. Ziggy muffin being the good girl she was saw this opportunity and took it. She waited for the car to pass the man trap. And suddenly "BOOM" the man trap flipped open for .9 seconds. Ziggy muffin ran as fast as she could she took Carly and ran her past the man trap and made Carly trip over her. Carly tripped and went falling over the man trap into the sewer. Carly fell and was never heard from again. She didn't die because Ziggy muffin is to nice to let anyone in her life be hurt. So that was the last Ziggy Muffin ever heard from Carly. "What should I do next" said Ziggy muffin out loud. She suddenly remembered the butterfly she had seen earlier and she ran over to the butterfly stalking it from about 67 kindle fires away. She saw the butterfly enter a hot dog factory. So she followed it into the factory. She saw the butterfly climb it's way up a ladder into the production tower. She started climbing the ladder because she wasn't going to let a ladder get in the way of her and the butterfly. She reached the top and spoke in dogniatize "You are trapped pretty please just let me eat you". The butter fly simply translated the dogs language and replied "Why would I let you do that? I can fly and this container room will be turned into a hot dog." "NO" Ziggy muffin said "You wouldn't." The butterfly laughed hysterically and said "Oops" as it pushed the button. Ziggy muffin screamed as she fell into the flame pit to be turned into a hot dog. Get it a fire pit "Hot dog". Okay I apologize that was bad. Continuing Ziggy muffin was about to go into the pit when she was saved by her best friend Scout. "Scout" Ziggy Muffin said. "I thought we weren't friends anymore. That's what Carly said". "Oh that's not very nice" Scout replied. Then he used his super strength and pulled Ziggy muffin to safety. Ziggy muffin asked if Scout wanted to go get coffee or something and Scout replied "No I must return to my owner". Ziggy muffin watched Scout leave. Where did that butterfly go Ziggy muffin thought. Then she saw the terrifying creature. In the parking garage. She ran to the parking garage and saw that the butterfly had moved. She ran all around the garage with no luck of finding the butterfly. She checked the top floor and saw the butterfly on top of the other building across the street. She saw the butterfly in a tank. Not a tank top like the big one that is scary and used in war. She saw the tank when something large was fired out of the tank straight up into the sky. It was scout she realized. She knew she had two options she could save Scout or she could eat a butterfly. She thought in her head. On one hand Scout saved her life and she should repay him on the other had it was a butterfly. She obviously chose to jump on a rope and swing down to say goodbye to Scout and eat the butterfly. It was not her brightest moments. This story is not exaggerated or made up in any way and if you don't believe me you can watch this all happen on Ziggy muffins' Go Pro on her collar