Ryan Wasilewski's Dark Past

Part I

The year was 1989. It was a dark and not very stormy night, a shot rang out. Ryan sprinted out of the forest and was being chased by an angry mob of towns folk who were mad that Ryan had stole all of the children of the village. He was far ahead but very tired and had not slept in days. As he was running he heard dog barking that was getting closer, they had released the dogs. The dogs had almost caught up with him when he heard a shout, "this way boy" and he looked around. To his right was a man in a cloak with a sword in his hand and a station wagon next to him. He ran towards the strange man and jumped into the station wagon and they drove away. When they were far enough away the man Pushed Ryan out and drove away never to be seen again. After the incident with the towns folk Ryan decided he would go out into the world and do good. After months of walking and volunteering Ryan created a reputation of goodwill and helping spirit, which helped him land a job at the American Red Cross where he drew blood and shipped it to hospitals. Then he was promoted to Property Manager where he managed property for twenty months until he was fired for being involved in Tax Fraud.

Part lll

The old lady forced Ryan to ride the train all the way to Florida. Ryan doesn't want to be small so he goes to school. He has no money but remembers the money he kept in his bag from before they knew about the taxes he never paid. He paid his way all through high school but didn't remember anything. He decided college would be easier. He went to college to be a hotel manager. Every day he went to school and every day he grew taller and taller. He was almost the same height as everyone in his class on graduation day. He was so excited because the old lady would be there. He headed for the train but missed it. He would have to steal a car. "This is my last chance" he said. so he broke a window to a new car across the street. He never got his drivers license so he doesn't know how to drive. He hit a tree and ended up in the hospital. He ended up with an early stage of Alzheimer. He forgot everything and yea that is right he got short over night.

Part V

He pondered whether he should stay at BVSFTBAT or go to somewhere new. So he got a job at jumpy man jump park. Where he was going to learn how to jump on a trampoline. He started off pretty good but he never left the trampoline. Ryan became flustered because he looked like large elephant trying to walk. He remembered something the old lady had told him. doo-doo-dee-doo (flashback) "you won't age until you smarten up boy" . doo-doo-dee-doo (back to present) "I must go to college" Ryan said aloud". and go to college he did. Ryan started practicing really hard to be good at scholastic bowl so he could get a scholarship because he was very poor. "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" Ryan said refers to lung disease. "aughahg" Blake said "I was going to say that. Ryan received so much glory that day he didn't think anything could make his day better. Until he received a letter in the mail. "Ryan Wasilewski" it said "you have been accepted into Notre Dame" . "yay i'm so happy" Ryan realized he would have to decide if he wanted to go to college again. He decided he had to. He started studying everything. He was scared because his professor was bald.

Epilogue

15 years later

After years of schooling and other activities Ryan Finally got a job he could keep for a long time. He worked as a professor at Notre Dame and settled down with his 4 Saint Bernard's and his 3 adopted children that he stole from the village (he stole some orphan triplets since we last saw him). After another 10 years at Notre Dame as a Professor he retired and watched his children and grand children grow into adults. He discovered that even though he could age he could not die so he lived on past all of his homies. His mild case of Alzheimer also went away and could remember everything that happened in his life. There for he grew another 3 feet making him a whopping 15 feet in height. In the end he lived a long good life and will until the end of Forever.

Your A good Man Big Waz and we salute you.