Why did Elijah harvest a baby mouse
Part l
It was a pretty nice day out and the class went outside on the track for Physical Education. This story is not about the weather though it's about a mean person that take joy out of harvesting little helpless poor baby mice souls. we were all having fun carrying the high jump mats to the pit. We had just finished and everyone but two girls who shallant be named were helping load skis into the back of the truck. We were almost done when all of a sudden "Aughghhhghhghhhhh" everyone whipped their heads around to see the two girls who shallant be named screaming and crying. "Oh I wish there was someone to help us that just so happens to have a baseball bat in their possession". "Fear not damsels in distress I happen to have a baseball bat in my possession" . He ran as fast as he could and jumped the fence in slow motion. He was almost there when he saw the mouse standing at 6 feet 10 inches. Elijah said "you may be tall but you look really weak". as soon as he finished saying that the mouse ripped off his shirt to reveal a 10 pack abs and rippling muscles. Elijah now more scared then L... I mean the 2 girls that shallant be named. Ran away crying and screaming. In his fear he dropped the baseball bat which the mouse picked up. Elijah was cornered when the mouse decided to play with him a little he made him do flips and other tricks. Elijah saw his opening and ran back to the high jump pits where he again became cornered. He thought it was the end until the mouse was knocked over by the girl who has a boy name. He picked up the bat and started stomping and killing the mouse. The poor 6 foot 10 mouse "Justin and I agreed". I Landon Micheal Hulsing then held a funeral for said mouse which involved throwing a snowball at his head. Now Elijah is not allowed within 100 feet of a school zone.
Part ll
(This story is partially made up)
Hi my name is Elijah Edward Endress my reputation for killing poor 6 foot 10 creature dates all the way back to when I was a wee lad in me mothers stomach, but I don't have to even get into that. I was three when I "harvested" my first animal. It was quite funny actually I remember my mother screaming and crying when I "Harvested" our pet cat. She was very concerned about my mental well being so she shipped me off to an adoption agency. I was happy I never had to see that old lady again. It was fun while I was at the agency we watched movies played board games and ate a lot of food. Until one day I was adopted by this nice family they already had a 12 kids or so but they wanted one more because the last one had recently been involved in major tax fraud. After hearing about this I decided I was going to become the best of all my siblings. First I went to see if we had any harvesting tools but they were all locked up in storage. I eventually ran away from pure fear for not being able to harvest any more animals. I went west towards the rails where I hopped off the Train at at LAX with a dream and my cardigan welcome to the land of fame excess (woah) Am I gonna fit in? Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time Look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign this is all so crazy everybody seems so famous. After this my tummy was kinda turning and I felt a little homesick. There was to much pressure and I was nervous. In the middle of all my commotion The Jay- Z song was on. There was a giant fly standing 9 meters tall and 70 feet wide. I was about to run away when I realized I was struck with fear and could not move. I was really worried it was the end for me. I was backed into another corner when the fly was struck down by a girl that has a boy name. I thanked her and went on my way this was difficult because both of my kneecaps were brutally shattered. After this exciting adventure I hopped on a plane and even started my own successful small business where I sold small dogs.
Part lll
After Elijah had his journey with the giant fly and the mouse he thought he might settle down and buy a boat house. He thought this was a splendid idea so he did it. He bought a boat that had only the necessities. On the boat was a water fountain, a Lamborghini, the head of the animals he had "Harvested", and many other very cool regular guy things. Elijah set coarse for Caracas Venezuela. He was 300 miles from shore when he ran out of food. He was worried on what he should do until he saw a small island. He decided to stop at the island to see if it had coconuts on it. He parked his house boat and started off towards the beach where he saw miles of spinach already growing. "that's weird" he said aloud.